

Thesis 22: Come as You Are (But Not In Those Rags)
Creating barriers to keep others from approaching Christ is antithesis to everything we should be doing, saying, and standing for.
EB Rowan
Feb 54 min read
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Thesis 7: Everything Is Story
In short, we are wired to believe that there’s more to life than eating, resting, and fucking.
EB Rowan
May 7, 20244 min read
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Deconstructing Church
Deconstructing Church A few months ago, I attended our church’s monthly “men’s breakfast,” which is billed as a chance for the menfolk of...
EB Rowan
Apr 15, 20244 min read
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Thesis 6: (Your) Christ Doesn't Exist
(Or, uncomfortable truths about Jesus you probably won’t hear from the pulpit.) Jesus is not your personal Lord and Saviour. This...
EB Rowan
Apr 11, 20244 min read
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Thesis 5: Empty Temples
So you decide to start yourself a nice church. First, of course, you need a name, something that delivers a message that you’re not like...
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Apr 6, 20243 min read
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Thesis 4: Church is not a Safe Space
Fact: they’ve always known, and they will always deny. I can’t precisely remember when I first learned about the rampant sexual abuses of...
EB Rowan
Mar 24, 20243 min read
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Thesis 3: The Bible Ain't a Science Book
So, as it turns out, that Twitter/X image attributed to a certain psychotic republican with the initials MTG, is fake. A few weeks ago,...
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Mar 13, 20244 min read
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Thesis 2: the Bible Isn't a History Textbook
They brought someone to my small Christian high school to defend what I’d come to know as Literalism. Balding, weaselly-looking man (of...
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Mar 2, 20243 min read
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Thesis 1: Church Ain't Church
Simply put, the church we attend on Sundays isn’t what Christ intended for us. The Church we know is a human performance centred on the...
EB Rowan
Feb 19, 20243 min read
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The 95 Theses of Breaking Church
Slightly more than 500 years ago, a theologian named Martin Luther hammered a list of 95 theses, or things that bugged him about the...
EB Rowan
Feb 13, 20242 min read
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la cosa nostra
Welcome to Breaking Church. I’m EB Rowan, the founder of the Breaking Church Project (BCP). I’m going to begin by summarizing the whole...
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Feb 11, 20243 min read
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my broken church
I've been uncomfortable with Church for a long, long time, but it's only recently I've begun to see precisely why. Now, I need to say...
EB Rowan
Feb 7, 20243 min read
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